The Dentist

"HI" the lady at the front desk greets me, "hey" I manage to mumble back, its freeezing outside and I just want to be seen. "Okay Denise, we have a chair for you right there, just take a seat." That was fast, I quickly sit down and as the dentist comes and sticks a q-tip in my mouth with a foul tasting yellow substance, I'm pratically gagging, and mutter to him "taste weird.." He laughs and points out that my tounge is a bright red, I think to myself (so I had a fckin slurpee before I came to my appt. fckin sue me! Hahaha) I see the needle and all of a sudden I'm not all jokes, he sees the tight grip I now have on the arm rests, and says "its okay, relaaaax" he probably thought to himself, (your not 5, why are u scared?) The needle goes in and I start feeling funny, all of a sudden the underwater world on the ceiling featuring nemo and his friends seem all a little to real. As he starts to drill and make scrambled eggs out of my brain, I start spacing out I mean I can't stop freakin out about how they jst numb you and I seriously can not feel one thing, it actually tickles. He makes a couple of jokes, I'm not sure what he wants from me? I obvisouly an unable to laugh, I mean there's only two people with dental tools in my mouth. So within a half an hour they're finishing up, I mean I only had one small cavity so I feel sum what lucky. The dentist can't help but crack one more joke, "okay be careful, your still numb, don't swallow your toungue." All to loudly I exclaim "yea I know! Hahahahaha!" For some reason I found that halirous. I leave the office feeling as if my toungue doesn't fit my mouth, and I am now walking the to the bus stop with lips bigger then angelina jolie herself, of course as I look into a small mirror I look perfectly normal, with the except I am now talking with a powerful slurr and my worlds are coming out jumbled, I mange to tell my sister I'll meet her at the party city by palomar. Now I jst got off the bus and I'm making my way towards the party city, my mouth is still numb and my teeth are resting on my tounge and I am still unable to pronunce any words correctly, when I said party city it sounded more like "paty city" with a hint of a british accent of sum sort. :) I still can't close my mouth all the way, but I'm just happy to be seeing my niece soon, todays her b.day she is officially two years old. HAPPY B.DAY GODAS!