Life Saver

I was walking late at night down the street, it was about 3am, the winter breeze was westbound hitting me in the face making my nose frozen like a rock..... whats this.. someone walking directly in front of me towards my direction... what should i do! i shouldnt be this scared! so i reach into my right coat pocket and pulled out my handy dandy TIPS FOR WALKING DOWN THE STREETS FOR THE WHITE MAN booklet! and read...



yess it worked!! im down the block safe from scratches i still have my wallet! the most important thing is that im still alive!!!